Top 10 Reasons Why Being Extended Would be a Good Thing

One of Kenny Rockwell's soldiers put this together….

Here are the Top 10 reasons why…. Being extended is a good thing.

Number 10: More time in God's country.
Number 9: Three more months of someone doing your laundry for you … and folding it!
Number 8: Gives your liver and kidneys more time to replenish themselves … allowing you to get drunk easier when you return.
Number 7: Single income families can begin a lifelong career of tax evasion.
Number 6: After 12 months in theater you are a born again virgin … after 15 you are immune to STDs.
Number 5: The chances of a FOBBIT getting a CAB are better.
Number 4: General Order #1 only last for the first 12 months.
Number 3: The longer we are here, the greater the odds a McDonalds will open.
Number 2: You only need one more anthrax shot to be completely immune.
And the number 1 reason being extended is a good thing…..
Your body is no longer dependant on alcohol, but rather is dependant on RIP ITs.