10 Things to like about Leavenworth (Because the opposite 10 would be just to darn easy...)

10. Kansas City is 20 minutes away
9. Can visit my West Terre Haute relatives who aren't in the Terre Haute Federal Pen
8. Just like Terre Haute; only smaller
7. Speed limit is 30 mph, any where, anytime...don't need those other five pistons in the engine
6. No Super-Wal-Mart means looming progress is around the corner
5. No impact area to keep us awake at night like at Hood, Wood, ....
4. I can count all the Command Sergeant Majors on one hand
3. Most of your neighbors will be gone in 365 days (or less) (God Bless CGSC!)
2. Being so close to K.C., there aren't a bunch of "bumpkins" crowding our little Wal-mart
1. Finally found some place in America with too much history